I Almost Ate My Words...

...making fun of Ovechkin. I will admit it, he is better than me. But he's still the ugliest professional athlete I've ever seen (with honorable mention to Tyrone Hill (pictured)).

The simple fact of the matter is that both A.O. and Tyrone Hill (a.k.a. Seal (HOW is he with Heidi Klum?!?!?!?!)) both probably get tons and tons of women. I just don't get it.

I'm hesitant to make fun of any members of the Montreal Canadiens, lest they sweep us in 4 straight games. Who knows, though...maybe we'll pull it out. If we do, I've got those Kostitsyns in my crosshairs...

Science and Defense

Exhibit A: The best hockey player in the world, Alex Ovechkin.

Exhibit B-C: The best hockey player in the world in Philadelphia.

These playoffs have been thoroughly enjoyable so far. I understand they might not live for too terribly long in Philadelphia, but I always appreciate seeing cocky Russian players get shut down.