Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Headlines. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

The Good, The Brad, And The Utley

Various "headlines" for tomorrow's Inquirer (with plenty of outside contribution):

Cole-Train
Cole'd Statement
Cole'd Hard Facts
Cole'd Blooded
Cole'd Shoulder
Durbin Sprawl
Cole'd As Ice
Moyer Than Meets The Eye
Werth His Weight In Gold
Durbin Legends
Dur-Band-Aid
Net Werth
Two Cents Werth
Moyer Than Words
Moyer Than A Feeling
Cole'd Fusion
Coste Guard
Lidgendary
Romerolling
Ruiz-y Does It
A Burrell Of Monkeys
Stair-Down
Stairway To Heaven
Stair Master
Manuel Transmission
Manuel Labor

Any guess as to which of these have already been used? A few of them were. Some other ones from yesterday:

Field Of Streams
Reign Delay
Pour Judgment

Annnnd a few from 1993:

What The Kruk?
Doolin' Daulton
Milt-itary Force
The Third Eisenreich
The Great Morandini
Stocker Options